Just when we thought there was nothing going on in triathlon except for concerns over whether to swim a lot with toys or not much without them or swimming is a waste of time, guess who saved the day?
That's right, Matthew McConaughey. Rumor has it he's going to be doing a triathlon, but only if USAT waives the "shirts required for men" rule and also the "no wearing a douchebag scarf on your head" rule.
Rumor also has it he's training with Lance. Really! Would we lie?