Pablo Found Me!!!!!

I'm back and I'm filled with love. And lots of nougat. I look forward to making a valuable contribution to all of you. So let's cut to the chase. What has good old Trackie Bert been up to over the last two years. At the risk of boring you with extensive detail, here goes:

• Was up for the lead role in "Clay Aiken: The Untold Story" on E!


• Ran twice (including a 4 miler!)


• Filled up quite a few Subway cards with punches, thereby providing me with footlong goodness without having to call Mr. Clay Aiken.


• Actually, it hasn't technically been two years. More like 18 months. So this list doesn't seem that bad. Right?

But the sky is the limit for the future. Unless this place fills up with assholes. Then I'm out.