Bert's Bag - $10,000... What do you do?

So after my weekend with none other than Mr. Clay Aiken, I find myself with an extra $10,000 (and a non disclosure agreement).

My question to you - what should I do with that not-so hard earned money? My choices:

• Buy a crappy Cervelo and be like everyone else


• Find some PowerCranks on eBay


• Get my 101 Triathlon tattoos removed (who would have guessed they could fail?)


• Go to Finman camp


• Hookers and blow (only slightly different from the first option)

Oh, and I'm homeless and in bankruptcy, as if that matters. But I know you will ask.